SLASHER RYAN AND THE GLASS COFFIN
Opening shots are of a long terraced row of two up-two downers at night. A squally
rain blows across the side alleys. Figures emerge from the lit end of the
row, dodging puddles. They move like abandoned chip papers in the wind. Their
feet all converge on the Regal Cinema building. Behind its neon lit fascia
you can just read the older Edwardian lettering of 'Electric Theatre at People
Popular Prices'. Money is tossed with a brief but friendly aside to the hunched
figure of the timeless doorman, known to friends as St Peter. Inside the veil
of smoke parts to show the warm up act rounding off his stint with a patter
of one-liner jokes. "The tearful Irish Kathleen has just blurted out the news
that she is pregnant, and her mother's first question, grasping at straws
of hope, was 'are you sure it's yours?'". Some laughed, but most waited to
see what they had come to see several times that week. Many had traveled a
long way by bus or car. For once the phrase Talk of the Town was the absolute
truth.
A certain mystery and magic had invaded the former pit town. And the talk
or Craic, as they termed it had spread to adjoining villages." It is
so sad, such a fine strapping figure of a man. And they say he will never
awake again, ever". The craic was spreading even now. The national press
had been quick to spot a good yarn and the News of the World had run the story.
"Boxer to stay in Glass Coffin Forever" backed by the newspaper's
own tame medical professor pontificating on how the human mind can stay in
a coma either dreaming or actually hearing events as an unplugged voyeur.
Among those who had suffered the diesel grinding ten mile bus ride over the
switchback road to tonights show was Sally. A Sally who joked and pretended
to enter into the spirit of the trip. She was with her fellow nurses from
the new hospital. On the bus Sally found it easy to continue with her usual
brash, three pints of lager style approach to life. But she actually had her
own secret reason for joining the high spirited group. This she quietly hugged
to herself. For she and Peter Ryan, who even now lay in the glass coffin,
were blood brothers, or so they had declared to each other in a traumatic
pin pricking ceremony all those years ago. They must have been about 12 at
the time in the 1960s when cowboys and indians were just blossoming in British
childhood culture thanks to US TV imports. The fact that she came from a large
family with several brothers and no sisters meant Sal was always "One
of the Lads". She scorned pretty dresses and much preferred to range
over the fields than stay around the kitchen helping her mum cope with the
daily battle to keep the brood fed and clothed. Her mother was to later watch
non-plused as Sals brusque physical approach led her through a quick succession
of easy, bed-hopping, flings as a teenager.
Peter had not been one of these almost casual physical fumblings. They rarely
crossed paths, but whenever they did they seemed to treat each other with
a relaxed familiarity that outsiders may have detected almost a reverence.
Yet the usual sexual imperatives of wandering hands and restless hormones
never seemed to touch either of them at this time. Even Peter's occasional
flings were taken from him when he bowed to the iron will of his trainer,
Joe Tunstall. Joe had kept him back at the gym one evening "for a word"he
had meekly obeyed. At the time he was seeing the raven haired Louse Brown.
He had to cope with her tears as he clumsily tried to justify himself."He
says I can become the middleweight champion of the North if I want to. But
we will have to stop seeing each other, he says you are stopping my training."
And as if to confirm his trainer's predictions, within two months he had punched
his way through to the regional finals. Sally had been strangely shocked when
she read of the fight in which he had been poll-axed into a twitching figure
on the canvas of the boxing rink. Her mother had watched spellbound as Sally
stared long and hard at the television shots of the doctors frantically gesticulating
about his body. Sally herself was unaware of the tear that quietly ran and
then dried on her cheek. But her mother suddenly had one of those rare moments
when something she hadn't noticed became as brazen as a billboard screaming
out its message..."This is What Love Looks Like."
That was two long and numb years ago. And now she was awakening some of those
recesses of her mind that had been quietly hidden. Sally had known that body
and its very scent. And she could not explain it to her own public self but
her sub-conscious self knew she had to see him. She felt almost a lightness
of pleasure as the bus wound its way over the moors. None of this she mentioned
to her cheery group as they shuffled forwards through heavy drapes to pass
the man in the glass coffin. The lighting was theatrically dimmed. And there
was a heavy closeness in the room. There had been a short outburst seconds
earlier as a boy had slipped under the rope around the coffin and stuck a
pin in the boxer's thigh. The only response this had caused was a fierce slap
from his mother."I think it stinks, showing him in this way. Making a
spectacle out of such a tragedy." Her fellow nurses were shedding their
sparky mirth as the enormity of the exploitation sunk in. "Let's get
out of here, we should never have come...It's just that I couldn't believe
they would do such a thing."
Sally wanted to linger, to be there alone, but the press of people behind
and her friends sudden squeamishness meant she had the briefest look in the
glass coffin. They fled outside and she followed in their wake to the lounge
bar across the street. They quickly forgot the supposed reason for their visit
to the grim town. But Sally could not settle and pretending to need the toilet
she smuggled her way out.
She knew it was Him. It was as if there were untied shoelaces in her mind,
nagging and trying to trip her up. It was later than she had thought and the
neon lights were out at the cinema building. Activity briefly illuminated
along the side of the cinema drew her through the gentle drizzle. She came
up behind a wheezing and stooped man hauling a chest through the fire doors."Joe,
Joe Tunstall. If only he had't listened to you." "What, who are
you? Oh, It's you, I didn't.."
" Can I see Peter please."
" Of course, we have to get the Dormobile set up before we can settle
him for the journey."Inside the lights were full on, showing the sad
scene of the dusty theatre seats and the strange tableau. She walked over
to the glass coffin not knowing what exactly she had in mind. His slender
hips were dwarfed by a broad leather prize belt, a sort of sick joke of a
reward. His eyelids were closed and the only sound was the faint rise and
fall of his chest, She recognised the scent of his body, his body overlaid
with an almost unpleasant stale echo of the training gym. It was only now
that she realised what she had come for.
She leaned deeper into the coffin and grabbing his hair, she fiercely pulled
him to her and kissed him. It bruised her lips, so fierce had been the realisation
of what he meant to her. His lips were warm, yet impassive. She was about
to let his head fall back when she felt his lips respond faintly and then
more deeply. She drew a shocked breath and took his head in both hands as
if to cradle the flickering flame of life and love.
"Oh Sally, it's you, sorry I must have dropped off.."
David J.Siddall